Paul Gadzikowski

• Fri, 13:43: "I want to change him because he gets bullied"? This is victim blaming. http://t.co/26Ryz0rszL
• Fri, 14:01: Photo: I’m seeing a lot of birthday wishes for Steve Rogers on my dash, but he’s not the only one whose... http://t.co/GhdNybzSfy
• Fri, 14:07: @scifichat Happy birthday to Captain Steve Rogers and Professor Henry Jones, Jr. #scifichat
• Fri, 15:02: #scifichat Must dash. Another time, gang.
• Sat, 10:06: RT @ferretthimself: A thing I noticed whenever I write about women: the people most vigorously defending a given practice are the ones who don't experience it.
• Sat, 11:03: RT @Paul_Cornell: I've been at cons where shoddy stewards denied paying guests *were* customers: 'we're all members together'. Hence awfulness.
• Sat, 11:21: All the commentators I see talking about the 2014 and 2016 elections say the GOP are way too out of touch to win, except Nate Silver.
• Sat, 11:47: RT @ferretthimself: "Snowden's a traitor! He should have worked through official channels!" Well, here's what happens when you do: http://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2014/07/heres-what-happens-when-you-challenge-cia-through-proper-channels

• Thu, 13:22: Photo: autisticadvocacy: Background is a pale Autism Speaks puzzle piece with the “No” or “Not allowed”... http://t.co/Us1S4cQti5
• Thu, 15:08: GUYS - dduane: tysolna: lovelunalovegood: timeywimeymetalbender: clrew: TUMBLR’S GETTING A NEW CHAT SYSTEM... http://t.co/YpvIldwR65
• Thu, 17:39: the-cellist-in-portland: mao-meow: in-lovino-veritas: thestonemask: ATTENTION EVERYONE: IF YOU GET A VIDEO... http://t.co/ZzTTYMPdvz
• Thu, 20:37: Maybe when AKOTAS is done I'll still update daily: 3Faces alternating with fine art nudes on no set schedule.
• Thu, 21:07: Charles Augustus Milverton! #elementary
• Thu, 22:45: #AKOTAS update: she's not a mind reader. http://t.co/MgwzWkVjwk #webcomics #kingarthur
• Fri, 05:45: Creative Process update: squatter. http://t.co/m8D3ykHt5p #webcomics #CreativeProcess
• Fri, 09:54: Fans speak of personal "headcanon" as if there were any other kind.
• Fri, 10:04: .@Paul_Cornell tweeted on meeting @katiecandraw; I replied I love when my feed does crossovers. @WilliamShatner & @TheRealRoseanne next pls.

This year's Doctor Who Christmas special features guest star Richard E. Grant, who has been associated with Doctor Who before. For the show's 40th anniversary in 2003, just before Doctor Who returned to tv after sixteen years, the BBC website debuted a six-part animated adventure Scream of the Shalka by Paul Cornell (later Hugo nominee for the 2005 Doctor Who episode Father's Day and the 2007 two-parter Human Nature/The Family of Blood), with Grant voicing the "official" [that is, until the revival began airing in 2005] ninth incarnation of the Doctor. As I had done with the [definitely unofficial] Rowan Atkinson ninth incarnation from the 1999 Red Nose Day telethon sketch authored by Doctor Who's current head writer Steven Moffat (Hugo winner 2006, 2007, 2008 and 2011 for Doctor Who scripts), I incorporated the Grant ninth Doctor into my cartoons. ( Here, in salute to Grant, is a selection of cartoons featuring the Doctor in that incarnation. )

Thanks for reading.

• Sun, 12:26: RT @Paul_Cornell: Just got 'near' autocorrected to 'bear'. 'In the bear future.' Like Planet of the Apes, but adorable.
• Sun, 18:48: RT @caulkthewagon: Now that #Isaac's aimed to hit NOLA/MS instead of Tampa, my timeline's empty of hurricane deservedness jokes. Pro tip: no one deserves them.
• Sun, 19:03: Finished that art project I've been tweeting obscurely and intermittently about. Have an announcement within 24 hours.
• Sun, 19:05: Got some time to work on that 3Faces and I don't feel like it. Must be tired cuz I don't like the joke now.
• Sun, 20:29: #AKOTAS update: no fair trying to take the easy way out. http://t.co/X0dRZMeF #webcomics #kingarthur
• Sun, 20:30: Newspost under today's cartoon. http://t.co/X0dRZMeF
• Sun, 20:50: RT @AfterMASHseasn3: Dudziak and Boyer finally just go on a date. She ends up talking him through a flashback and he performs unexpected field surgery on her.
• Sun, 21:10: @evilmonk As the original inspiration (iirc) you may be interested: http://t.co/PoNc7nkm
• Mon, 11:34: The cardiologist doesn't need to see me again for a year, yay. qtrhorserider's surgeon has to go back in and look at the chemo port, boo.

• @trinalin Thanks! And thanks for reminding me I haven't twitted that update yet.
• #AKOTAS update: policy in place. http://tinyurl.com/akotas/2770.htm #webcomics #kingarthur
• @Paul_Cornell Read your blog about being starstruck. If we ever meet, no promises
• The only meal, rather than snack, food in the vending areas without excessive sodium are the Kellogg's products.
• RT @choochoobear RIAA, which sues people over piracy, has been illegally downloading TV shows: gizmodo.com/5869321/dear-r…
• RT @valsadie RT @techdirt: Veoh Still Perfectly Legal... But Also Still Dead Due To Bogus Copyright Lawsuit http://dlvr.it/11QgF7
• RT @BrianDunning Everyone - 2 minutes of your time may help kill SOPA, super easy: http://is.gd/UwPLuW
• #AKOTAS update: too quiet. http://tinyurl.com/akotas/2771.htm #webcomics #kingarthur
• I've been assuming Pike would be in the second movie too, so he'll be T*R*E*K analog to Potter.
• Hero of Three Faces update: prognosis. http://tinyurl.com/3f4c3s/abao.htm #mash

• Sat, 12:05: @Paul_Cornell @Carolinesymcox It's on BBCAmerica at 21:00 ET. But there are ads.
• Sat, 15:13: This afternoon revised the Best Of special indices at 3Faces for the five top franchises in my fanfiction pantheon, for the new season.
• Sat, 15:30: @spastasmagoria I say, if you think nothing happened in Miracle Day 8, watch any or all of 2 through 6 again, for comparison.
• Sat, 15:31: Even in 5, nothing really happens except at the end.
• Sat, 17:24: My Twitter feed is silent. Everyone must have downloaded Hitler and is watching it.
• Sat, 19:53: Hero of Three Faces update: new season exposition recap. http://t.co/97D72qL #startrek #bvs
• Sun, 08:22: @Paul_Cornell How long does it take to write one panel?? ...Oh! Nevermind.
• Sun, 08:54: @steven_moffat #TemporalGrace didn't seem to be just a clever lie when Eldrad's handweapon didn't work. #DoctorWho
• Sun, 09:15: Hero of Three Faces update: Smart technology. http://t.co/bjIxDlq #doctorwho #getsmart

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Here's the essay on canon that I've promised once or twice. Reprinted from the fanfiction website. Subject to editing in reaction to comments.

Sometime in early 2005 I stopped using the word canon to describe bodies of fiction. Religious scriptures have canon. Fiction has sources. I'm told that the first fans to apply the word canon to their fandom's source (who would be early or middle twentieth-century Sherlock Holmes fans) did it with tongue firmly in cheek. But you have only to peruse screen fandom internet discussion forums to see that there's no humor in it any more.

You see the problem is it works both ways. Canon implies a level of truth or of fact, to fiction just as it does in religion, but in the case of fiction it isn't there (notwithstanding the person who walks up to tv actors and seems to, or genuinely, believes that they are the characters they portray). You may fall on either side of the argument that the Doctor is half human, or that Hawkeye has siblings or a spouse, or that Solo is too old not to remember the old Jedi Order. But try to support your argument and all you can point to are works of fiction, not fact. Even endorsement by the property's creator(s) is no measure, because they change their minds, or lie, or forget, or don't care, or took the job over from someone else, or leave it to someone else, or any combination of the above. Sherlock Holmes fans argued (probably still do) about which of two candidates is the Baker Street house that Holmes and Watson lived in because it was fun ... and because they wanted to put a plaque on the correct house ... but screen property fans argue on the internet which stories "count" or don't "count" because I'm right and you're wrong end of discussion goddammit!!.

Once when presenting this argument in a fanfiction forum, I had it put to me that the usage of canon I appear to be employing doesn't match any dictionary definition of the word. I concluded that that's irrelevent, because the usage I seem to be employing is, dictionary definition or not, the usage employed by the fans I'm discussing: as if being factual and being imaginary were not binary conditions, as if there were degrees of being true or of being imaginary, and as if some works fall into some sort of hybrid category and some don't. Well, they are binary conditions, and they're conditions that describe the antithesis of each other. One of the earliest philosophical principles was that no thing can possess an attribute and that attribute's opposite.

When canon means what's "true" as it does in its usage in fiction fandoms (just like that, with the quotation marks), and fiction means what's imaginary, applying canon to bodies of fiction is an oxymoron - an oxymoron that, in my experience, divides fandoms bitterly, religiously, and to no meaningful purpose, when the purpose of fandoms is to bring people together.

Even granting the applicability of canon to bodies of fiction, what practical difference does a fan's identification of canon make? Really, except to piss off other fans, what's genuinely accomplished? For your opinion of what's canon to make any practical difference, you must be someone actively adding to it, whether in the series' production office or in a fanfiction forum. The storytellers get to say what canon is, by applying it, at least for the duration of the consumption of their story. But fans' opinions don't have any practical effect on it (except, perhaps, as purchase of tie-in merchandise may be affected) outside their own flamewars.

Edit: British tv writer and Doctor Who novelist and screenwriter Paul Cornell has an essay in his blog from February 2007 in which he says many of the same things I'd been saying for years. Not everything: in the context of arguing that Doctor Who isn't one of them, he contends that there are franchise/folklores for whom authorities (e.g., Joss Whedon for BVS) exist to say what's canon and what isn't. But he argues that not having canon is a strength (at least in Doctor Who's case), on which he is in agreement with me. (But he's wrong when he says no one ever picked up on the alternate-Dalek-history theory he co-authored in The Discontinuity Guide. I use it in my fanfiction.)

Edit: In the advent of the 2009 Star Trek movie Leonard Nimoy told Reuters, "Canon is only important to certain people because they have to cling to their knowledge of the minutiae. Open your mind! Be a 'Star Trek' fan and open your mind and say, 'Where does Star Trek want to take me now'."

Edit: A blogger styled Teatime Brutality posted in July 2009 about how Doctor Who has no canon. Like Cornell s/he seems to accept the concept that a property with an authority has a canon if the authority says so, but this argument differs from Cornell's in that s/he maintains Doctor Who has authorities who deny there's a canon. S/he also touches on the binary nature of being imaginary (but doesn't take the next logical step and assert that no bodies of fiction have canon) by alluding to the first panel of Alan Moore's 1985 Superman story Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?, in which the story's introductory narration makes the elementary observation that no Superman story is more or less imaginary than any other. I've started referring to that as the Moore Axiom.

So I've stopped applying canon to bodies of fiction. I'm not the only one. Russell T. Davies, the outgoing producer of Doctor Who [quoted by Teatime Brutality], is on record that the word is not used in his offices. And the punchline of the anecdote about the Baker Street argument is the Holmesian who turned his back on his fellows muttering, "A plaque on both your houses."

Note though, I made this policy change some seven years after the creation of my fanfiction website, through which canon is shot through like tribbles in air ducts. Therefore I elected not to even try to excise the usage of canon from existing pages there, so you'll still encounter it, often. Ignore it. It's no longer true. It doesn't "count" any more. It's not canon; it never was, there isn't any. I say, a plaque on all your houses.