Clueless 1/1; the Doctor/Peri; PG

[scarfman]

Title: Clueless 1/1
Author: scarfman
Characters/Pairing: the Doctor/Peri
Rating: PG
Setting (spoilers through): late Season 1985
Disclaimer: This work is derivative of property of the BBC. No profit shall be made and no market of the owner(s) is infringed upon.
Summary: Prompt from bewarethespork who won a drabble off me in the Stump The Author meme - "Six/Peri - one of the two characters completely misses the point in an argument". Might be a sequel to Redefined Image (which is the story I was stumped with).
crossposted scarfman dwfiction couldbeplatinum thesixthdoctor loves_them_all

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"That was awful."

"We're home in the TARDIS now, Peri."

"I'm not sure I'll get what I need to unwind in the TARDIS."

"If that's another disparaging remark about her state of repair -"

"No! Geez."

"Besides I'm obviously starting in fixing the -"

"Doctor, don't you know how to show a girl a good time?"

"Well I quite appreciate the challenge of an efficient mongifizer calibration."

"Nevermind! I'm hunting up that Kaggro guy. Don't leave without me."

"Kaggro? That muscle-bound idiot? If a 'good time' consists of some mindless athletic exercise then perhaps - She's gone. Hmf. Her loss."

fin

Comments

[bewarethespork.livejournal.com]

That is everything I imagined, and more. :D

"Well I quite appreciate the challenge of an efficient mongifizer calibration."

This line in particular is just perfect. Thank you - I love it.

[elliptic-eye.livejournal.com]

\o/ Very cute, and very believable. (And I love "Redefined Image," so sequel = good.)

[hooplasugarlump.livejournal.com]

Aw. Cute!