Paul Gadzikowski

Transference "2"/1
Author: scarfman
Characters/Pairing: Angel, Cordelia, Wesley, Spike, Lindsey
Rating: G
Setting (spoilers through): Angel season 2, Buffy the Vampire Slayer season 5
Disclaimer: This work is parody of property of 20th Century Fox. No profit shall be made and no market of the owner(s) is infringed upon.
Summary: It's amazing the ways your enemies can find to make you miserable. One of my "satire episodes" (these are described here - most of them are Doctor Who; this is the first BVS/A satire episode reprinted to LJ).
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crossposted scarfman buffy_fanfic

( ''You heard me, dammit,'' said Spike. ''What does she like? Flowers, toe-nibbling, what?'' )

Title: Refrigerator of the Daleks "7"/1
Author: scarfman
Characters/Pairing: the Doctor³, Liz, the Brigadier, Benton, Daleks
Rating: G
Setting (spoilers through): season 1970
Disclaimer: This work is parody of property of the BBC. No profit shall be made and no market of the owner(s) is infringed upon.
Summary: The Daleks' attitude toward Earth is really, really cold. One of my "satire episodes" (those are described here).
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crossposted scarfman dwfiction

( '' 'Skaro' is Dalek for 'home' '' )

Title: Time and the Mark "4"/1
Author: scarfman
Characters/Pairing: The Doctor, Jo, the Master
Rating: G
Setting (spoilers through): Colony in Space
Disclaimer: This work is parody of property of the BBC. No profit shall be made and no market of the owner(s) is infringed upon.
Summary: One of my "satire episodes" (those are described here); The End of Time Part 1 has driven me to post the one that has the Master in it.
crossposted scarfman dwfiction

( ''I have to say, Jo,'' said the Doctor, ''as unpleasant as this situation is, it's refreshing at least not to have run into the Master, like the first time the Time Lords took us off Earth. Or U.N.I.T.'s three most recent adventures.'' )

Title: The Five of Two "3"/1
Author: scarfman
Characters/Pairing: the Doctor, Jamie, Victoria
Rating: G
Setting (spoilers through): Season 1968
Disclaimer: This work is derivative of property of the BBC. No profit shall be made and no market of the owner(s) is infringed upon.
Summary: Even the Doctor can't save this planet.
This is a reprint of a "satire episode" (those are described here). These date from around the end of last century as some topical references in this one will show. I may have wanted to reprint this one because I've just read two Douglas Adams books in a row.
crossposted scarfman dwfiction

( ''How can there be 'universal dissatisfaction' with something called 'popular'?'' asked Victoria. )

I was reading gordon_r_d's scan of DWM's comic's 40th anniversary special and it occurred to me that I'd never written a proper Doctor team up. I'd put two or more Doctors in a story but kept them separated, or I'd put the Doctor into time-reverse fields so that he kept morphing into past incarnations, but I'd never put more than one of him onstage simultaneously - oh wait, I did it once.

Title: The Four Doctors "3"/1
Author: scarfman
Characters/Pairing: Doctors One through Four, Leela, the Master
Rating: G
Setting/Spoilers: c. 1978
Disclaimer: This work is derivative of property of the BBC. No profit shall be made and no market of the owner(s) is infringed upon.
Summary: On the tin. One of my "satire episodes"; if you want to know what happens in the rest of the chapters, you must write them yourself.

( 'The firmament occipitalizer is destabilizing!' )