- Wed, 12:09: The #PaulRyan budget is based on the false, Congressional Budget Office-refuted claim that Obamacare will increase the deficit.
- Wed, 12:40: Why don't any of the other baseball teams get a say in choosing the pope?
- Wed, 12:57: Is it weird that yesterday's AKOTAS, breaking the fourth wall and lampshading my current gagwriting burnout, is one I seem to really like?
- Wed, 13:12: #PaulRyan budget MT @ebonstorm North Korea says all Americans are living in the streets and eating a diminishing bird supply.
- Wed, 13:30: If you're a lapsed Catholic, does that mean that Benedict is your pope now?
- Wed, 13:34: I should collect all my Twitter one-liners on the pope election and that'll be the script for tomorrow's AKOTAS. #noIshouldnt
- Wed, 13:48: Across the planet, 5,000 Wikipedia users hope the right Catholic cardinal entry is one of their prepped programmable function keys.
- Wed, 13:51: Meanwhile, independently arrived at, my last tweet will be the same gag as Friday's xkcd.
- Wed, 13:53: Twitter has turned the whole planet into audience participatory MST3K for breaking news.
- Wed, 14:18: As almost always, @BBCBreaking beats @cnnbreak to my feed with the latest.
- Wed, 14:48: Naaah, he named himself Francis after Father Mulcahy.
- Wed, 16:01: #doctorwho #year50 http://t.co/7IRdoNTkLr
- Wed, 18:02: Replaced the bunged-up USB cord. Can now again use the tablet with my laptop in my lap.
- Wed, 21:17: #AKOTAS update: new tradition. http://t.co/HMFSTya17y #webcomics #kingarthur
- Wed, 22:58: I don't use RSS, but my webcomic is available through Archive Binge. Is this Google Reader thing going to affect that functionality?