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I’ve been trying the new Coke Zero Sugar because Thursday the canteen at work was out of real Coke. I think I’m going to be okay with it because I think, even though it’s never been true before in the history of advertising, it Tastes Like The Original One.

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Jun. 4th, 2014 12:02 pm
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  • Tue, 12:04: Educated people know that the mentally disabled are victims of homicide far, far, far more often than they commit it.
  • Tue, 17:43: "Educate your own people." http://t.co/2jl7HUK6A7
  • Tue, 20:13: jury nullification http://t.co/AsVX1dTR2b
  • Tue, 23:06: I should go to sleep but I'm still hungry
  • Tue, 23:21: I oughta note, I'm hungry and I'm 500 calories short of 1500 for the day
  • Tue, 23:23: I could eat both the Banquet frozen Salisbury steak dinners in the freezer even though my mom reads my tweets
  • Tue, 23:30: Seriously, those buggers are only 230 calories each. Look it up.
  • Wed, 00:08: Now to sleep, if allowed by the Coke I drank during the 23:00 hour cuz there wasn't enough milk for both dinner and bedtime

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Dec. 24th, 2013 12:00 pm
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My tweets

Aug. 9th, 2013 12:01 pm
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My tweets

Aug. 7th, 2013 12:00 pm
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My tweets

Oct. 10th, 2012 12:00 pm
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My tweets

Oct. 2nd, 2012 12:00 pm
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  • Mon, 13:13: What's that condition where people can't feel pain? There one for taste? Cuz that's what it must take not to tell Coke and Pepsi apart.
  • Mon, 13:19: Today's earworm: Z Z Top, Tubesnake Boogie
  • Mon, 13:22: Useta be, when someone you follow retweeted someone else you follow, you'd see it only once. Last 24 to 48 hours, I see it every time.
  • Mon, 20:30: #buffythevampireslayer #fringe http://t.co/lb9qdkrk
  • Mon, 21:58: #AKOTAS update: that's what you get for missing staff meetings. http://t.co/6uFKCSli #webcomics #kingarthur
  • Mon, 22:10: RT @AfterMASHseasn3: Dudziak and Boyer accidentally spend a pleasant evening together.
  • Tue, 06:24: The Grail year's three-quarters over.
  • Tue, 10:24: There's a 3Faces I've been working on since Sunday. Seven panels, talking heads, subtle. Dialog balloons and four panels' figures so far.
  • Tue, 11:06: The only problem is, I didn't want this to be the only 3Faces all week.
  • Tue, 11:39: It also means I want to finish tomorrow's AKOTAS on work breaks so I can have boy's night in tonight to finish that 3Faces. But no gag yet.
  • Tue, 11:43: I suppose by now all the offcolor puns on Jim'll Fix It are so six hours ago.

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