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[scarfman]

• Tue, 14:29: According to Hebrew and Biblical scholars, the passage translated as being about lying with a man as a woman was actually about ...
• Tue, 14:31: ... was actually about having sex in some lady's bed while the lady's also there. You gotta wonder, what happened they needed THAT rule?
• Tue, 14:32: I see in the original Jesus and the centurion story, the word now translated "slave" meant "love slave". Jesus healed the solder's boytoy.
• Tue, 14:37: Getting back to the 3Faces sketch I was going to draw last night.
• Tue, 14:38: Also trying MSPaint7 again.
• Tue, 14:42: Tryna figure out how to get the sketch I was gonna do meet the unannounced theme 3Faces is running right now.
• Tue, 14:45: RT @bakafox: @Karnythia @comcastcares My friends in the UK and bits of Europe kinda pity us US folks with the shite we get/put up with for services
• Tue, 15:04: oh god the waiting room tv is showing dr phil
• Tue, 15:12: oh god we moved to another office and still dr phil
• Tue, 17:35: What I really want now is a Gulliver's Build Your Own Omellet
• Tue, 17:36: Also to know how to spell omellet
• Tue, 19:44: Today was @howardtayler's 5000th consecutive daily webcomic update. That coulda been me, in 1439 days.
• Tue, 19:51: Hero of Three Faces sketch: #mash http://t.co/yJloHLni6B
• Tue, 20:43: Is it bad that, whenever I don't have new tv on the DVR I want to watch on boy's night in, I put on Day Of The Doctor again?
• Tue, 22:44: Angry birds. Angry Whoppers. Agry orchards.
• Wed, 01:02: Tonight post nasal drip insomnia started even before sleep. Also running at the other end.
• Wed, 01:55: perhaps I can get to sleep now
• Wed, 03:51: Up again, coughing and also sneezing. Emailed to call off of work.
• Wed, 04:07: tryna doze in my chair, since lying down to sleep isn't working well
• Wed, 04:10: took the last Mucinex
• Wed, 11:38: Stayed home from work sick. Reflexively thought, "I can draw!" Wised up. Scrolled back on Tumblr to where I left off second insomnia.
• Wed, 11:41: Overheard: Amazon headcanon - Outsider: So what do you do with the boys? Amazon: The what? Outsider: The... http://t.co/MvsAMAWRpP
• Wed, 11:54: Didn't read the article but the passage quoted by the poster rings true. One only differs with the Mormon grandma o… http://t.co/IuHHb7krUX