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scarfman"Post a line or snippet from each of your fannish works in progress, and invite people to ask questions about them." Well, I don't write prose fanfiction any more, but I have lots of cartoon scripts I haven't drawn.
SPOCK I see now that that was the implication. Some such human subtleties are still beyond me, at least when I am as distracted as we were that day.
KIRK Why are you getting on my case about it anyway? I am you!
REDDINGTON Heh. Last week that would have cost you hundreds of thousands of pounds.
SPOCK I told you I was surrendering weapons. In your egomaniacal complacence you did not listen.
DONOVAN You're supposed to be dead!!
MILLS SOMEONE spent the virology renaissance six feet under, didn’t he? Not to mention having totally out-of-date antibodies
DOCTOR Against my better judgment, Susan, I'm going to allow you to enroll in Coal Hill School. Not that YOU have anything to learn there.
LUKE ...Clyde has been taking up the slack now that Mum is gone and we're all of age except Sky. And it doesn't hurt to have a Bannerman Road alumna at UNIT Washington HQ.
TYWIN Don't frighten me, Doctor.
CAPTION Sleepy Hollow eighth season premiere
PETER They were the baddies in Tom’s Loch Ness monster story.
BALDRIC I have a punning clan
That last one has been in the gags text file forever because all I've ever come up with is the punchline, no setup. I pasted it here and gave up on it.
SPOCK I see now that that was the implication. Some such human subtleties are still beyond me, at least when I am as distracted as we were that day.
KIRK Why are you getting on my case about it anyway? I am you!
REDDINGTON Heh. Last week that would have cost you hundreds of thousands of pounds.
SPOCK I told you I was surrendering weapons. In your egomaniacal complacence you did not listen.
DONOVAN You're supposed to be dead!!
MILLS SOMEONE spent the virology renaissance six feet under, didn’t he? Not to mention having totally out-of-date antibodies
DOCTOR Against my better judgment, Susan, I'm going to allow you to enroll in Coal Hill School. Not that YOU have anything to learn there.
LUKE ...Clyde has been taking up the slack now that Mum is gone and we're all of age except Sky. And it doesn't hurt to have a Bannerman Road alumna at UNIT Washington HQ.
TYWIN Don't frighten me, Doctor.
CAPTION Sleepy Hollow eighth season premiere
PETER They were the baddies in Tom’s Loch Ness monster story.
BALDRIC I have a punning clan
That last one has been in the gags text file forever because all I've ever come up with is the punchline, no setup. I pasted it here and gave up on it.
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Date: 2013-11-28 08:53 am (UTC)"I have many relatives, my lord, but to be honest I try to have as little to do with them as possible. They're all obsessed with wordplay and conundrums. Like: 'What's the difference between Queen Elizabeth and a frock hastily constructed from legumes? One is Good Queen Bess, and the other is a crude bean dress.'"
"Baldrick, that's terrible even by your standards."
"Just so, my lord. And that's why I don't like to admit that I have a punning clan."