"You have relatives, Baldrick? Somehow I always thought you were spontaneously generated out of mouldy cheese, like a maggot."
"I have many relatives, my lord, but to be honest I try to have as little to do with them as possible. They're all obsessed with wordplay and conundrums. Like: 'What's the difference between Queen Elizabeth and a frock hastily constructed from legumes? One is Good Queen Bess, and the other is a crude bean dress.'"
"Baldrick, that's terrible even by your standards."
"Just so, my lord. And that's why I don't like to admit that I have a punning clan."
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Date: 2013-11-28 08:53 am (UTC)"I have many relatives, my lord, but to be honest I try to have as little to do with them as possible. They're all obsessed with wordplay and conundrums. Like: 'What's the difference between Queen Elizabeth and a frock hastily constructed from legumes? One is Good Queen Bess, and the other is a crude bean dress.'"
"Baldrick, that's terrible even by your standards."
"Just so, my lord. And that's why I don't like to admit that I have a punning clan."