My tweets

[scarfman]

• Sun, 14:00: RT @CK1Blogs: breaking news pope francis says mutants are actually not that bad
• Sun, 17:14: RT @lizbee: Fandom drives a LoK producer off Tumblr, but since no one told him to kill himself, we're still doing better than Sherlock fans.
• Sun, 19:12: Walter doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he prefers Dos Equis. #breakingbad #fakespoilers #idontevenwatchit
• Sun, 19:17: Apparently people who enjoy watching awards shows don't tweet during them.
• Sun, 20:02: Finally watching the #Elementary season finale.
• Sun, 20:29: Photoset: giovanni-moretti: perfectlyintwin3d: asktimerpony: pegawhooves: wingsinthemorning: This is Noah.... http://t.co/2HAYEpbMLt
• Sun, 20:41: #AKOTAS update: some days I can't come up with a slugline. http://t.co/GUWS9vOxS5 #webcomics #kingarthur
• Sun, 21:02: RT @Gingerhazing: "Real men shave with a straight razor! Because real men are relics of an antiquated age!"
• Sun, 21:45: "You named a bee after me." #Elementary
• Sun, 22:03: I think I poked my retina when I was trying to rub my eyelid. Hope I didn't scratch it or anything.
• Mon, 08:26: My nose is running and the eye I poked last night is discomfortable.

Comments

[pedanther]

If you managed to touch your retina, you'd have much more urgent things to worry about - the retina is the lining on the inside of your eyeball. :)

[scarfman]

I stand corrected. I guess I meant the lens.