scarfman | (no subject)

Today we watched the DVRed Comedy Central roast of William Shatner. The two best lines, I think, came from Patton Oswalt, whose work previously I knew only second-hand.

To wrap up his routine Oswalt turned to Shatner and said, "I haven't really torn into you a lot. I really am a big fan. So before I go, there's one thing I want to ask you, to settle a bet ..." He took out a paper bag and said, "Would you act your way out of this, please?"

And, earlier Oswalt asked George Takei, "When you came out of the closet, did the doors go 'pssht - pssht'?"