My tweets

[scarfman]

• Tue, 12:48: RT @mrlady: OH MY GOD. RT @Chookooloonks: I don't usually post horrifying stories on Twitter, but good God. http://t.co/VpKkUDPD #justice4sharmekamoffit
• Tue, 13:13: There's a new iPad? Does it have a built-in trackball so I can draw in MSPaint with it?
• Tue, 13:19: RT @stillgray: Zynga just fired over a hundred people, giving them two hours to clear out their desks. They did it during the Apple keynote to avoid press.
• Tue, 14:05: RT @Elementary_CBS: This Just In: @CBS Gives Full Season Order to #Elementary! Thanks for tuning in! http://t.co/Rpn2lUvD
• Tue, 16:44: RT @laura_hudson: "How would you like your tombstone to read, ‘Here lies [your name]. He/she was happy’? Count me out!" -Actual Rick Santorum Quote
• Tue, 19:16: RT @KSKryptonian: #elementary got picked up for a whole season! That's like having 9 years of Sherlock #dothemath #elementals
• Tue, 21:17: #AKOTAS update: turning death into a fighting chance for life. http://t.co/QEC1mTpY #webcomics #kingarthur
• Wed, 06:26: Today's Who To Follow is two-thirds Buffy castmembers. What are you trying to say, universe?
• Wed, 10:11: I found this on Craigslist: - thatgaychristian: Robert, this is for you - 25 (BCS) A mutual friend of ours th… http://t.co/VuYEhtAB
• Wed, 10:39: RT @MsInformation: "It Stands to Reason, Skeptics Can Be Sexist Too" by @RebeccaWatson – An important essay by a hero of mine. | Slate http://is.gd/OD4ki6
• Wed, 10:56: There's a guy in my department named Julio and the maintenance guy's Al. To walk to the restroom is to pick up a Paul Simon earworm.