This one's making the rounds again

[scarfman]

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return (and if inspired), I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

Edit

Here's where I did this one before.

Comments

[elliptic-eye.livejournal.com]

1 Songfic to "Every Breath You Take": the Doctor watches the Brigadier sleep
2 K-9/Valeyard, rimming
3 Romana/TARDIS hate!sex

[judiang.livejournal.com]

You have an...interesting mind. I am in awe. :D

[elliptic-eye.livejournal.com]

You have to work at it.

[scarfman]

You're very good at thinking of stories I'd never write ...

[elliptic-eye.livejournal.com]

Aw, come on, where's your sense of challenge?

[rodlox.livejournal.com]

i think the goal of this meme is to see if we can find something they won't write. (that's my theory)

[scarfman]

I haven't said no. (Though there's a reason someone inserted the parenthetical comment about inspiration since the last time this one was circulated.)

[fearlessfirefly.livejournal.com]

1. The Doctor is God. No, really.
2. Ainley!Master hijacks a Stargate and ends up in Warehouse 13. Also, dinosaurs.
3. Jack Harkness/Doctor McCoy: Damn it, Jack, I'm a doctor not a lover.

[billfl.livejournal.com]

1) Superman tells Lois he's leaving her for...
2) Donna meets the First Doctor
3) Uhura/Hot Lips PWP

[elliptic-eye.livejournal.com]

3) Uhura/Hot Lips PWP

Okay, I don't care that it makes no sense at all, I would totally read that.

[tiggerallyn.livejournal.com]

I can really only think of one, and it's based on the way your fanfic crossovers were set up.

Doctor Who/War of the Worlds. (Television series, that is.)

jblum's recent blogging about the second season of WotW brought to mind a story I've wanted for twenty years — a Star Trek: The Next Generation/War of the Worlds crossover.

And it occurs to me that McCoy-era Doctor Who was also contemporaneous with War of the Worlds. Imagine a story where Harrison Blackwood's team gets called in to consult with UNIT in the UK because the aliens are waking over there, and then the Doctor and Ace get involved...

[scarfman]

Except that the only reason I decline to write War of the Worlds is that I didn't watch it.

[rodlox.livejournal.com]

* Klinger is a Warehouse 13 agent.

* Ace and Hawkeye in an argument.

* Warehouse 13 stores unconcious Timelords.


(these are fun; I did one too)

[omorka.livejournal.com]

M*A*S*H/Eureka crossover: Lieutenant Mansfield ends up on Hawkeye's operating table.

Doctor Who/Eureka crossover: S.A.R.A.H./TARDIS hurt/comfort femslash.

DCU: Supergirl and Oracle team up and discover the Justice League's deepest, darkest secret, to wit: why do all these guys wear tights, even Batman?