today in stupidity

[scarfman]

• We're trying the South Beach diet. Day Seven's lunch is a salad for which the recipe directs you to assemble lettuce, chopped tomatoes, canned crabmeat, blue cheese, and bacon bits on a platter (not in a bowl, in a platter) - and then toss it.
• Animal Planet has a reality-tv show called The Next Animal Planet Star, or something like that. That's right, Animal Planet has a reality-tv show.

Comments

[blinovitch.livejournal.com]

Having bacon in a diet seems like cheating, to my mind.

[purpleranger.livejournal.com]

EVERYthing's better with bacon!

[blinovitch.livejournal.com]

I could never deny such an axiomatic truth. It still seems like cheating to have it in a diet.

[purpleranger.livejournal.com]

I think I see how this works. By tossing the salad the way the recipe directs, more of it ends up on the floor instead of inside your stomach. You don't eat as much, therefore you lose weight.

[prettydragoon.livejournal.com]

Are you sure it isn't the South Park Diet? (I keep misreading "South Beach" as "South Park".)

[scarfman]

I'm sure.

[prettydragoon.livejournal.com]

:D I sit corrected.