scarfman | My tweets

Thu, 17:56: When I was single I always ordered my McDonalds cheeseburgers plain.
Thu, 17:57: My best friend got mad at me once because that's a special order and takes longer.
Thu, 17:59: Once I was married, sometimes we'd be in a rush and I'd order my cheeseburgers regular. I'd give my wife the pickles as the only bits I a...
Thu, 17:59: She liked pickles.
Thu, 18:00: In latter years even when I odered
Thu, 18:00: my cheeseburgers plain, I'd ord err
Thu, 18:01: order them pickles only and give her the pickles.
Thu, 18:02: Nowadays I've found that everything but pickles is my new favorite.
Thu, 19:04: Hero of Three Faces update: sometimes the dialogue tells you who delivers it. https://t.co/aL56k3Q9qO #mash
Fri, 05:19: Creative Process update: prayer. https://t.co/rFQK9eMpDh #webcomics #CreativeProcess