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[scarfman]

• I believe Hilary's heart is in the right place but her short hairs are in the wrong hands.
• the ice cream trucks are out
• I am now among the smartphoned. Prolly hafta watch out for autofill now.
• See the wordless scene with Ollie and Lance in the hospital hall? Refrigerated manpain oozed from the tv screen like lava.
• It's amazing how long an hour takes when you're waiting for your lunch to thaw.
• Woke up at 4am with heartburn. Verified it was only heartburn by getting rid of it with Tums instead of nitrostat.
• .@bfelliott When I saw Civil War the people sitting in front of me got up and left as soon as the credits rolled. I was all like, WTF?
• If I keep forgetting I was going to fix lunch, I may as well not. I'm not in particular need of the calories.
• that feeling when you run out of spray cheese while you still have crackers

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[pedanther]

that feeling when you run out of spray cheese while you still have crackers

"Hurray, now I can eat some nice crackers without feeling obliged to use up that awful spray cheese!"