Five lines from your own fiction meme

[scarfman]

Post five great lines of dialog from your own fanfiction.

1. The Doctor to Spock, on the prospect of a Federation noninterference directive: "No interplanetary federation is an island, Lieutenant."
2. Zaphod Beeblebrox at Milliway's: "When I asked for volume three of the wine list, I was placing my order."
3. Angel: "If denial is a river in Egypt, Buffy has always been an Amazon."
4. Picard to Buffy: "No one stands alone against the forces of evil when the starship Enterprise is about."
5. The Doctor to Kirk: "Making a difference to only one person was never enough for you."

Bonus:

• The Doctor: "Stupid, stupid, stupid. Why don't I listen to myself, when I know how clever I am?"