Revolutionizing the war on terror

[scarfman]

According to Time/CNN, the most effective interrogation technique against terrorists is sugar-free cookies.

Pass it on.

Comments

[truthmaker]

No wait! You must respect the Cheney rule.

1. Pass that along
2. Terrorists find out
3. ???
4. The Terrorists Win

*I need a smiley icon*

[billfl.livejournal.com]

"I will never betray the revolution, infidels!"

"Not even for - cookies?"

"C-cookies? Well, I - no! They are fattening!"

"Not these. They're sugar-free."

OM-NOM-NOM-NOM

*burp* "Okay, dig it, infidels, Osama's in this cave here. Now how's about another cookie? Got any Peanut Butter ones?"

(I'd sell out the Jihad for the great taste of Hostess Fruit Pies!)

[dave-iii.livejournal.com]

"I'd like to buy the world a Coke, and keep it company...."

[chocolatescifi.livejournal.com]

I have a better idea -- have Celine Dion record a version of "Send In The Clowns," and play it just once for the terrorists.

[rose-cat.livejournal.com]

That's actually kind of sweet.