My tweets

• Fri, 12:08: D'oh. Ellen James is Jesus. #Garp
• Fri, 13:42: Today's earworm: The Police, Many Miles Away (I guess that's the title?)
• Fri, 13:51: You guys are making me drink Pepsi again. #scifichat
• Fri, 13:53: If Crichton isn't a science fiction writer and Vonnegut isn't, was Bradbury? #scifichat
• Fri, 15:23: According to reports I'm seeing now, the Empire State gunman himself may have shot no one but his ex-coworker and himself.
• Fri, 15:44: Today at work I taught myself how to scan a document and email it to myself. On the second try.
• Fri, 16:32: RT @wilw: Please go read @johnmoe's last few Tweets, especially if you or someone you know has Depression.
• Fri, 21:49: RT @AfterMASHseasn3: Hawkeye makes a trip to Milwaukee. He meets no high school students or leather-jacketed bikers.
• Fri, 21:57: #AKOTAS update: just playin with ya. http://t.co/1UWV43pM #webcomics #kingarthur
• Sat, 09:37: It is getting hilarious how often a @BBCBreaking tweet on my feed immediately precedes a @cnnbrk tweet on the same subject.
• Sat, 10:23: We thought there was another multiple shooting in New York yesterday but it was just government incompetence. owait #cheapshot #owait
• Sat, 10:23: No milk for breakfast. I don't take milk ON my cereal but it's still an excuse to go get something if I want.
• Sat, 10:39: Plotting a full Sunday AKOTAS for tomorrow. Meanwhile, about that breakfast.