home alone

qtrhorserider and rox_law are out of town this weekend visiting rox_law's family and I'm by myself. Staying up late. Putting on repeat my favorite tracks from the Doctor Who soundtracks. Drinking all the milk I want.

wasn't clear earlier

There's no reason I shouldn't be drinking milk. In fact I have a milk habit that has to be paid for to be believed. It's just that this weekend there's, y'know, no one to stop me.

Disorderly 1/1; Kirk, the Doctor; PG-13

Title: Disorderly 1/1
Author: scarfman
Characters/Pairing: Kirk, Doctor Nine
Rating: PG-13 for alcoholic inebriation and attempted violence
Setting (spoilers through): both franchises, immediately pre-revivals
Disclaimer: This work is derivative of property of the BBC and Paramount Pictures. No profit shall be made and no market of the owner(s) is infringed upon.
Summary: How to avoid a barfight without really trying.
This is only the third new work expressly attached to the crossover universe I worked in 1996-2004 since I started posting new fanfiction on LJ in 2007, only the second Star Trek crossover, and my first crossover of the Doctor Who and Star Trek revivals. Not exactly inspired by, but conceived while I was reading, cole_chan's The Encounter.
Drunk comedy has become un-P.C. since M.A.D.D., but I grew up in the era of M*A*S*H and the last of the vaudevillans, so get off my lawn.
crossposted scarfman dwfiction crossing_who st_reboot trekfics

( ''Stupid ape,'' came an imprecation from somewhere else on the ground. )