Posterity 1/3; Buffy, the Doctor, Giles; PG

Title: Posterity 1/3
Author: scarfman
Characters/Pairing: Buffy, the Doctor, Giles
Rating: PG
Setting (spoilers through): both franchises c.1998, just after Innocence
Disclaimer: This work is derivative of property of the BBC and Mutant Enemy. No profit shall be made and no market of the owner(s) is infringed upon.
Summary: Buffy has a mysterious visitor just as the Doctor arrives in Sunnydale chasing the oldest vampire ever.
Having been composed in 1998, this story predates and ignores anything from more recently produced screen Doctor Who which might suggest that Time Lords have family lives approaching what might be considered normal by the target viewing audience, a subject left unaddressed and ambiguous by screen Doctor Who previous to said composition. Also predated and ignored is screen Buffy the Vampire Slayer addressing the issue of how old the oldest vampires are and what happens to them when they get that old.
crossposted scarfman dwfiction buffy_fanfic crossing_who

( The vampire charged the blonde )

first time I saw this meme since I had a computer with a camera

1.Take a picture of yourself right now.
2.Don’t change your clothes, don’t fix your hair…just take a picture.
3.Post that picture with NO editing.
4.Post these instructions with your picture.

Also, while I'm at it, J.D. Salinger breaks thirty years' press silence because he likes Terminator 4 (edit: link from tiggerallyn).

When asked what he thought of today's novelists, and whether he had plans to publish any new work, Salinger replied that he loved it when the helicopter crashes and John Connor gets grabbed by that terminator that's only half a torso, and then he blows it away with the mounted machine gun.

"But by far the best part is when they reveal the T-800 for the first time and it looks just like a young Schwarzenegger," said Salinger, his voice reaching a fever pitch. "I was like, 'Holy shit.' I guess they must've used CGI or something to get that face just right. But what a moment! I practically lost it, if you want to know the truth."

Besides setting the literary community abuzz, Salinger's decision to come out of seclusion has allowed scholars access to his massive archive of unpublished work for the first time. So far, critics have examined three never-before-seen novels, eight novellas, and more than two dozen short stories—all of which appear to be Terminator fan fiction.

"But make no mistake," said Salinger expert Professor Duane Hartworth of nearby Dartmouth College, "this is without a doubt the most personal and affecting body of Terminator fan fiction ever discovered."

Edit 1/28/10 I confess that when I first linked and quoted this article I did not notice that it's The Onion. I genuinely spent twenty-four or forty-eight hours believing fanfiction had been vindicated by a major living American author. But on the day Salinger died I saw this genuine quote from him which pretty much does the same thing: "The true poet has no choice of material. The material plainly chooses him, not he it."