This gray hair isn't mine, I'm breaking in a friend's senility

Just came from a staff birthday party. The woman will be 26 on Saturday.

I said, "You know, January 28 is Alan Alda's birthday too. I know that because I was crazy about M*A*S*H when it was on."

She said, "He was the dark-haired one, right?"

Balance

Tonight's Smallville put me in mind of this archive fanfiction cartoon, but looking at it won't spoil Smallville if you haven't seen it.

( Did you know Gallifreyans and Kryptonians get inebriated on lactose? )