From Twitter, reproduced manually cuz my mirror service failed one day, and predated

[scarfman]

• 02:21 Woke up coughing. Then went to the bathroom and bowel movement was all fluid. Hm. Wonder whether skipping work is in order.
• 06:49 Calling in sick, in case tummy troubles are a bug I don't want to spread around.
  
• 09:17 "Falling rocks"? "Cross traffic does not stop"? "Food next exit"? I guess some of them are okay. #rockretractions
• 09:17 Actually, Uncle Albert, I meant that one. #rockretractions
• 09:20 That was a metaphor. I only meant Jeremiah was bugeyed and fat, and only talked about high-level physics. #rockretractions
• 12:04 Cinnamon toast for lunch. owait breakfast
• 13:53 Last week's Haven: What if Agatha Christie wrote science fiction?
• 20:02 #AKOTAS updated: indefinite double date. http://tinyurl.com/akotas/2311.htm #webcomics #kingarthur
• 22:34 Hero of Three Faces updated: sketch day - never before. http://tinyurl.com/3f4c3s/aasv.htm #3faces #fanfiction #doctorwho #dccomics