scarfman | #ThingsJesusNeverSaid

Happened on a choice Twitter hashtag to vent my insomnia on.

Hey, I told him to sell all his stuff and he didn't do it! Make him do what I said!
Make disciples of all nations. Everyone in all the nations. Everyone. Make it the law.
Marriage is between a man and a woman.
Bankers and merchants are really cool and deserve all the things.
Also, the poor don't deserve that oil. They don't deserve nice things. They're all lazy moochers.
Mike Pence is really on the ball and I like what he's doing.
Life begins at conception, instead of with the first breath like all the scriptures on the subject say.
Kill all the darkskinned people. Except me. Aw, what the hell, me too.