My tweets

[scarfman]

• Tue, 12:43: Company cafeteria doesn't take cash any more.
• Tue, 12:58: Today's earworm: Tears For Fears, Everybody Wants To Rule The World
• Tue, 12:58: RT @Alyssa_Milano: NBC confirms PA voting machine "malfunction," changing Obama votes to Romney. (Captured on video) http://soup.ps/RDBbH1 /via @stevesilberman
• Tue, 13:14: RT @EricJamesStone: My expert opinion as a computer programmer: Letting the voters SEE you've switched their votes is poorly designed vote-stealing software.
• Tue, 13:21: RT @emmamwoolley: Hey guys, a thought. Instead of being offended by the women who sometimes fear you, maybe be mad at the guys who do the bad things?
• Tue, 14:32: I just got word from my boss at Obama headquarters that there is a MAJOR problem with young voters taking pic… http://t.co/dRdKIDy3
• Tue, 17:09: have voted yay
• Tue, 19:33: #AKOTAS update: ...you answer. http://t.co/gPW0fMLb #webcomics #kingarthur
• Tue, 20:58: A first: Three different newsites open in tabs in my browser.
• Tue, 20:59: RT @Disalmanac: UPDATE: Tonight's biggest loser: rape.
• Tue, 21:13: So Missouri has a way of shutting that whole Todd Akin campaign down. #seenthisjokeonmyfeedtwicesofar
• Tue, 21:22: RT @AfterMASHseasn3: A patient with psychic ability badgers Henry to become his spirit guide.
• Tue, 21:22: RT @AnneWheaton: I don't care who you are. If you spend your time on twitter telling people to kill themselves, YOU are the problem. Get help.
• Tue, 21:48: RT @TheOnlyTrout: They pay higher taxes in Canada. Their children are also better educated and can visit hospitals without filing for bankruptcy.
• Tue, 22:22: Well, that settles it. If @TheDailyShow is projecting an Obama victory ...
• Tue, 23:34: RT @JohnRossBowie: Oh, and in case you're wondering, "Corporations are people" is when we decided to kick your ass. #4MoreYears
• Wed, 07:08: BREAKING Fox News Announces Presidential Election A Tie
• Wed, 07:51: Drawing an Elementary cartoon for 3Faces. Dunno what to make the generic murderer look like.
• Wed, 08:12: I wasn't clear: that last tweet was meant as a call for suggestions. What should my generic Elementary murderer look like, Twitter?
• Wed, 08:25: RT @matociquala: ...only slightly less well known is this: 'Never go in against a Chicagoan when voter turnout is on the line.'
• Wed, 09:10: The figure of Merlin is in Arthur's color today because it's Arthur's imagination rather than Merlin's ghost. #AKOTAS
• Wed, 09:25: RT @rosalarian: When the GOP wins, it's God's will, when they lose, it's the people's choice. People, we just beat God.
• Wed, 09:55: My Twitter followers shall not see tomorrow's punchline before update time. But it's a constant struggle.
• Wed, 09:59: #doctorwho #bsg #battlestargalactica http://t.co/v3jf8Oza