Hilarious. I have a lot of trouble with the idea of Doctor/Master slash, though. They are supposed to be mortal enemies, not lovers or former lovers. Doctor/Master slash really offends me, since the Doctor and the Master are supposed to be former FRIENDS and colleagues, and the Doctor really doesn't seem the type to fall in love with a psychopath like the Master.

Not that there's anything wrong with homosexuality in Doctor Who. RTD and John Barrowman are both gay, and they are nice decent people who are said to be fun to be with. Jack Harkness is bisexual and a great guy.