Poem meme, encore

[scarfman]

I must have been on the beginning of the crest of the poem meme because I keep seeing it on my flist since. So here's another couple favorites, the author of each unknown.

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I've never seen a purple cow.
I never hope to see one.
But from the milk we're getting now
There certainly must be one.

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The other day upon the stair
I saw a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I think he's with the CIA.

Comments

[billfl.livejournal.com]

They sound like they're from MAD magazine. I'm pretty sure that the last one is.

[scarfman]

Yes, MAD is where I saw the second one.